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Cloning Advantage Super Families


As the cloning debate of humankind continues we find ourselves in an interesting predicament. We see the need of self to extend past one's own lifetime as an innate characteristic; self-preservation has always been one of mankind's greatest drivers of motivation.

Internet is My True Agent


You know the type -- that doodling type. Every time there is a pen and paper on the table, they will be sketching something down, with a mysterious smile, giggling quietly and making funny faces.

Silver Linings Are Everywhere


Viagra. That one word packs a lot of punch.

Playing Go-Between in the Digital Age


NOTE: This article was originally published in May 2000 at *spark-online.com when my grandmother was alive.

Very Precise Fortune Cookies


I cracked open the fortune cookie and read the little slip of paper on the inside. Immediately I realized that it had been written by a weather forecaster.

Humans are like Monkeys


Humans think much like monkeys and other primates, not much different in their abilities to reason. Why is this? We mimic, copy, imitate that which we see.

Finding Lost Children


A couple of days ago I had to go to a dealership to get my car fixed. I am not implying that I don't want my car to have children, because who am I to make that choice? More so, I was sent a letter about a recall on one of the parts (the hazards, actually), meaning that the dealership was obligated to fix my car while I watched television and drank free coffee from a vending machine?"This is quite a deal," you may be thinking.

To See Or Not To See


I went to the eye doctor the other day. I thought it was time to have my eyes checked.

Freudian Slippage


Saturday morning. I went, in the early morning, to the farmer's market to get our supply of fruits and veggies, leaving Sandra to sleep in.

Slip-sliding On A Peel


Every day, or at least every other day, we make a fruit smoothie at mid morning. Almost without fail, these smoothies contain bananas; so, we go through about 10 or 12 bananas a week.

Beyond Black and White


Over visiting a neighbor the other day?"Would you like a cup of coffee?" he asks. "I just roasted the latest batch.

Maybelle Misfire Joins Mega Corp


To: Maybelle Misfire From: I. M.

Essential Laughter


Take time to laugh at yourself and the ridiculous in life. It is so refreshing to just laugh at your slips, peculiarities, forgetfulness, and fumbles.

Got Originality?


There are many ways to be original these days. But unfortunately I cannot reveal any of these ways because the followers would then not be original, would they? Now, I realize that somewhere between one to two people would have followed the advice I gave, but just in case my calculations were off - and it turns out three would have followed - I need to be careful about what I write ?One slogan which completely frustrates me due to its lack of originality is "got ____?" That's right - that lowercase phrase which was formerly synonymous with milk (and is now synonymous with everything) is so clich that it's even clich to write "got clich?" But the worst is not behind us.

Its All About Seeing the Signs


Ace of Base hasn't seen the sign for quite some time now, but that doesn't stop the rest of us from doing so. In fact, on a regular basis, I see a lot of signs - and I don't like most of them.

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The New Yorker

Demetri Martin's Multimedia Humor
The New Yorker
... a couple having sex while gazing at their phones—but, for the most part, Martin avoids observational humor in favor of puns (a strip club with a sign that says “SORRY, WE'RE CLOTHED”), visual gags (skateboarding pallbearers), and a surprising ...



Connect Savannah.com

The Revolutionists finds humor amid horror
Connect Savannah.com
FINDING HUMOR in the French Revolution might seem a daunting prospect. But it's par for the course for Lauren Gunderson, an award-winning Georgia playwright who by some accounts is the single most produced living American playwright.



Bleeding Cool News

Latest 'Geostorm' Trailer Removes All Traces Of Humor
Bleeding Cool News
The premise sounds like something straight out of a 80's comic book: the United States government creates a satellite that can control the weather and prevent natural disasters. As you'd expect, someone has come along and turned it into a weapon.

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Grist

Why does Ryan Zinke keep saying fracking is a sign of “God's sense of humor?”
Grist
For example, he keeps trotting out the same line about fracking, a natural gas extraction process that he's pushed to reinstate on public lands. In a speech at the Reagan Ranch Center in Santa Barbara, California, on April 15: “God's got a sense of humor.
Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke: Fracking is proof 'God's got a good sense of humor and he loves us'Washington Examiner
Interior secretary estimates 30% of staff 'not loyal to the flag'Newser
Zinke called out for 'loyalty' commentGreat Falls Tribune

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Rocky Mountain Collegian

'Kingsman: The Golden Circle' reigns with humor and energy
Rocky Mountain Collegian
“Kingsman: The Golden Circle” maintains the energy and over-the-top humor of its predecessor. These are just a few odd twists that give “Kingsman: The Golden Circle,” the same high-octane energy and dynamism of its 2014 predecessor, “Kingsman: The ...
'Ninjago' loses LEGO charmUniversity of Virginia The Cavalier Daily
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Forbes

Forbes 100th Anniversary: A Century of Rich Humor (and Poor Jokes) in Forbes
Forbes
"Humor oils the wheels of life," founder B.C. "Bertie" Forbes declared in a "Keys to Success" editorial in the magazine's January 11, 1919, issue. "I have heard Woodrow Wilson," he wrote, "keep a little gathering in fits of laughter with story after ...



Thunderous Intentions

Steven Adams delivers expected humor at Media Day 2017
Thunderous Intentions
Taking to the dais without his Stache Brother, Steven Adams enters Media Day no doubt with mixed feelings. Although it was expected, it's still worth noting Steven Adams remains the best quote in the business. As each OKC Thunder player took to the ...

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ValueWalk

Dark Humor From The Socialist Hellhole Of Venezuela
ValueWalk
Back in 2015, I mocked Venezuelan socialism because it led to shortages of just about every product. Including toilet paper. Get The Timeless Reading eBook in PDF. Get the entire 10-part series on Timeless Reading in PDF. Save it to your desktop, read ...

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Fairbanks Daily News-Miner

Review: Steve Martin puts humor and love in bluegrass form
Fairbanks Daily News-Miner
Opener "Santa Fe" winningly combines bluegrass with Mariachi horns and Martin's lyrics reach an accomplished balance between humorous and touching. Of the instrumentals, shining brightest are the oddly-named "Office Supplies" and "So Familiar," the ...

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Los Angeles Times

Classic Hollywood: The timeless humor of Johnny Carson captured on new DVD sets
Los Angeles Times
Simon notes that although Carson's humor is topical — he even has a few jokes on then-businessman Donald Trump — “we can certainly feel the humanity in the remarks. You can see that he's taking the underdog side, he's always making fun of political ...


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