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Cant Get There From Here

Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't actually drive there. There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant

Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job

Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap

We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives

I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president. I have never been one to get involved with inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet

We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Language of Appalachia

Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories

Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies

Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub ring of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your eating habits and kitchen skills) and decorate it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol

A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry

A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!

We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation

One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems

In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Things We Dream

I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.

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Steve Martin puts humor and love in bluegrass form | The Columbian
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Los Angeles Times

Classic Hollywood: The timeless humor of Johnny Carson captured on new DVD sets
Los Angeles Times
Simon notes that although Carson's humor is topical — he even has a few jokes on then-businessman Donald Trump — “we can certainly feel the humanity in the remarks. You can see that he's taking the underdog side, he's always making fun of political ...


Forbes 100th Anniversary: A Century of Rich Humor (and Poor Jokes) in Forbes
"Humor oils the wheels of life," founder B.C. "Bertie" Forbes declared in a "Keys to Success" editorial in the magazine's January 11, 1919, issue. "I have heard Woodrow Wilson," he wrote, "keep a little gathering in fits of laughter with story after ...


How Does Your Sense Of Humor Affect Your Relationship? What You Find Funny Has A Major Impact On Your Online ...
If you ask anyone what they're seeking in a dating match, online or off, chances are they'll say "sense of humor" as a top characteristic their future boyfriend or girlfriend has to have. Well, eHarmony just found out the type of humor most likely to ...

Film School Rejects

TIFF 2017 Review: 'I, Tonya' Prioritizes Crude Humor Over Sincerity
Film School Rejects
“Based on irony-free, wildly contradictory, totally true interviews with Tonya Harding and Jeff Gillooly.” The opening title card of Craig Gillespie's I, Tonya perfectly sums up the tone of the story that is about to unfold. The film tackles the Tonya ...

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Review: Steve Martin puts humor and love in bluegrass form
ABC News
Opener "Santa Fe" winningly combines bluegrass with Mariachi horns and Martin's lyrics reach an accomplished balance between humorous and touching. Of the instrumentals, shining brightest are the oddly-named "Office Supplies" and "So Familiar," the ...

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Detroit Free Press

Jordan Klepper finds humor on the alt-right with new Comedy Central late-night series
Detroit Free Press
In a preview of his new Comedy Central series, Jordan Klepper tells Trump supporters at an Arizona rally that it will be anti-mainstream, anti-Soros, anti-Oprah's Book Club, and anti-pho. That's anti-pho, as in the Vietnamese soup. Not antifa, as in ...

The Missoulian

UM candidate Feinstein uses humor to highlight accomplishments ...
The Missoulian
Andy Feinstein, a finalist for the University of Montana president, gestures Wednesday afternoon during a forum for the Faculty Senate to meet him. Feinstein ...

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STUDY: Physical and Self-Deprecating Humor Make Best Online ...
It's most common for singles to say they're looking for someone with a good sense of humor who can make them laugh, while looking for a date or for love ...
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Pacific Standard

The Secret to Presidential Humor: Lessons From Obama's Funniest ...
Pacific Standard
A conversation with David Litt about the Obama White House, his new book, and the funniest joke that Obama never delivered.

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